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I created this page in hopes I could reduce the overall number of pages I've been dicking around with in pursuit of selling my book. I apparently also needed some sort of blog per the advice of others. Keep in mind I am not one who speaks with a hand over his mouth. THIS SITE IS R-RATED for that reason. If I write something you don't like, feel free to have a say.
(I don't stick a hand over YOUR mouth either. You might lick it.)
(I don't stick a hand over YOUR mouth either. You might lick it.)
NEW RELEASE ~ Once upon Tun'Rummal (Act 1; Book 2)
"Once Upon Tun'Rummal" (Tyme And Yon Serpent Act 1; Book 2) continues the adventures of the newly entitled Dhuras Protectorate. While aiding the young city of Dhururahm and assuaging the evils plaguing its farmsteads, the Protectorate acquired an item of great power. Seeking the importance of a red crystal shard able to conjure fire now becomes the first clue steering their quest. Finding the Blue Sage, purportedly a source of information about the shard, they may finally gain their bearings towards completing their great quest.
Click the image above & get yours today at Lulu.com!
Click the image above & get yours today at Lulu.com!
NEW RELEASE ~ A KID'S BOOK?!
Yep, this happened.
Your hapless, foul-mouthed author friend had a hand in an actual book for children.
(Yes, the profanity was shelved in favor of younger audiences)
Partnered with Beanie's Epics, I illustrated
Camp Count*Down.
Click the image to go directly to Beanie's storefront.
"With her inaugural work, Beanie presents a short tale for toddlers and young children learning to count from 10 to 1.
This book is aimed at toddlers and young children beginning their learning of numbers and counting.
Children will delight in the vibrant illustrations of anthropomorphic animals attending summer camp. Parents will enjoy reading their children the accompanying poem aimed to teach and reinforce."
ALSO AVAILABLE FOR KINDLE FIRE HD, KINDLE HDX, AND FIRE HDX 8.9"!
Get yours here: Camp Count*Down (Kindle)
Your hapless, foul-mouthed author friend had a hand in an actual book for children.
(Yes, the profanity was shelved in favor of younger audiences)
Partnered with Beanie's Epics, I illustrated
Camp Count*Down.
Click the image to go directly to Beanie's storefront.
"With her inaugural work, Beanie presents a short tale for toddlers and young children learning to count from 10 to 1.
This book is aimed at toddlers and young children beginning their learning of numbers and counting.
Children will delight in the vibrant illustrations of anthropomorphic animals attending summer camp. Parents will enjoy reading their children the accompanying poem aimed to teach and reinforce."
ALSO AVAILABLE FOR KINDLE FIRE HD, KINDLE HDX, AND FIRE HDX 8.9"!
Get yours here: Camp Count*Down (Kindle)
The Insidious Epic Begins...
M.J. Holmes sets the stage and narrates the travels of strangely assorted characters in their pursuits to save the post-cataclysmic world of Bu’Kre’Knunkt. Based on a plot written for a Role-Playing Game, in Act 1; Book 1, Holmes lays the foundation of the Scorched Reality Project: Gamma Series, and creates an enigmatic flashback of events.
He begins by introducing the Council of Control (“The 5”) – a shadow government of sorts – as they oversee events. Their watchful eyes follow the pursuits of “The Two”: A Necromancer and a mysteriously disguised Narrator who relates to him the tale of The Dhuras Protectorate.
Quested by Divine Intervention to locate and destroy the source of a threatening instability, “The Otherworlders” begin their trek having neither any knowledge of the world they’ve been transported to nor idea what they should do next. Thrust into one peril after another they struggle to adapt and survive; becoming bounty hunters, exterminators, and conscripts of the city religion on their way to entitlement as a Protectorate. An item found in their questing is identified by a benefactor to be part of an ancient weapon, thus providing them their first concrete lead of the Quest to follow since their arrival.
The Author looks to draw in his readers the same way he draws in players of his Role-Playing Game: characters with individuality, a setting with substance, and a story that leaves the reader wondering what will happen next.
He begins by introducing the Council of Control (“The 5”) – a shadow government of sorts – as they oversee events. Their watchful eyes follow the pursuits of “The Two”: A Necromancer and a mysteriously disguised Narrator who relates to him the tale of The Dhuras Protectorate.
Quested by Divine Intervention to locate and destroy the source of a threatening instability, “The Otherworlders” begin their trek having neither any knowledge of the world they’ve been transported to nor idea what they should do next. Thrust into one peril after another they struggle to adapt and survive; becoming bounty hunters, exterminators, and conscripts of the city religion on their way to entitlement as a Protectorate. An item found in their questing is identified by a benefactor to be part of an ancient weapon, thus providing them their first concrete lead of the Quest to follow since their arrival.
The Author looks to draw in his readers the same way he draws in players of his Role-Playing Game: characters with individuality, a setting with substance, and a story that leaves the reader wondering what will happen next.
What's been said so far...
"Highly Recommended - you must check it out!! I normally read short stories,but this book had my attention the whole time. Great job MJ. Holmes" - Beanie1978 [ Barnes & Noble website]
"This book is a must for Role Playing Games fans and an interesting insight into that world for those who wondered what all the fuss is about. All fantasy fans will recognise and enjoy the story of the transformation of an individual from earth into adventuring hero. A note of warning: it is not called Act 1 Book 1 for nothing and it will definately leave you wanting more." - Sybil [Book Shelf - UK]
"As explained in the preface, Micah Holmes’s novel ‘Tyme and Yon Serpent: Serpent’s Tail’ is based on an obscure Role Playing Game. If you’re not an RPG player, don’t let this put you off.
Holmes consciously and gleefully borrows from a wide range of fantasy tropes and famous works to create this fast-paced homage to the genre. Seasoned fantasy fans will spot the sly take on the footnotes in ‘Jonathon Strange & Mr Norrell’, a nod towards ‘The NeverEnding Story’, a wink at Gollum from ‘The Lord of the Rings’, a Terry Pratchett reference, and probably many more that I’m not even aware of. There is magic. There is sword play. There are even zombies." - Tracie McBride [http://traciemcbridewriter.wordpress.com]
"This book is a must for Role Playing Games fans and an interesting insight into that world for those who wondered what all the fuss is about. All fantasy fans will recognise and enjoy the story of the transformation of an individual from earth into adventuring hero. A note of warning: it is not called Act 1 Book 1 for nothing and it will definately leave you wanting more." - Sybil [Book Shelf - UK]
"As explained in the preface, Micah Holmes’s novel ‘Tyme and Yon Serpent: Serpent’s Tail’ is based on an obscure Role Playing Game. If you’re not an RPG player, don’t let this put you off.
Holmes consciously and gleefully borrows from a wide range of fantasy tropes and famous works to create this fast-paced homage to the genre. Seasoned fantasy fans will spot the sly take on the footnotes in ‘Jonathon Strange & Mr Norrell’, a nod towards ‘The NeverEnding Story’, a wink at Gollum from ‘The Lord of the Rings’, a Terry Pratchett reference, and probably many more that I’m not even aware of. There is magic. There is sword play. There are even zombies." - Tracie McBride [http://traciemcbridewriter.wordpress.com]
Questions about the story or its characters?
The beginning of Book 1 is enigmatic enough trying to figure out who's who. Want help?
Click the splortch to reach the Tyme And Yon Serpent Resource Page on Facebook. I don't believe you have to be a FB member to see it, but that's all up to you. I usually will put up pictures, news, book events, etc. for my FB friends to see. Maybe the occasional contest for a freebie or a coupon code to get a discount from the sites listed below.
Click the splortch to reach the Tyme And Yon Serpent Resource Page on Facebook. I don't believe you have to be a FB member to see it, but that's all up to you. I usually will put up pictures, news, book events, etc. for my FB friends to see. Maybe the occasional contest for a freebie or a coupon code to get a discount from the sites listed below.
Where to Purchase This Loverly Doorstop:
The Lulu.com Storefront
Lulu.com is the only print-on-demand website right now where one can aquire the hardcover format. Click the image to the left to open the site in a new tab or window. Other formats include:
Softcover, .PDF file
Softcover, .PDF file
Amazon.com
Not only will Amazon detail the Softcover version (via Createspace.com), but the Kindle format and Kindle-Able Devices as well. Click the top A-Zon for the Softcover link or the bottom A-Zon for the Kindle link. Links will open in a new tab/window.
Barnes & Noble's NOOK
Yes, there's even a Nook format. Newly updated! It's readable on more than one Nook-Able Device.
"A Million Words of $#!t"
My weblog. Yay. Random assortment of entries crafted with vitriol and lovingly enrobed in a rich, cynical coating. The link to this hackraggery is over on the left. THANKS!
I HAVE A FACE FOR RADIO!!!
Didn't catch it? No worries, I have the link here: http://blogtalk.vo.llnwd.net/o23/show/3/357/show_3357833.mp3
I will be featured on an encore performance of The Author's Corner, Saturday nite 8 PM EST, November 24th - on www.trianglevarietyradio.com click on blog talk radio
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I will be featured on an encore performance of The Author's Corner, Saturday nite 8 PM EST, November 24th - on www.trianglevarietyradio.com click on blog talk radio
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My Back Itches...
If you're an Independent Author who has a link to their book; message me. I'm looking to showcase a new Indie Author each week; some showcases may include reviews or interviews with the Author.