Congratulations! Everybody's a complete tit!
I woke this morning to find my Facebook feed awash with more and more pandering to the need for attention by quite a number of media whores. I get to read through and find the so-called facts as they are reported:
A: Because Hooby Looby (and its partner) can't get behind the need for willing population control it pesters the hell for a change of the Affordable Care Act so it doesn't have to pay for anything birth-control it deems abortive.
B: People raise a big stink about how this is bad. It's bad because Hooby Looby (and its partner) wants to tell women who don't follow their faith they can't have recreational sex with a safety net. It's bad, because someone is trying to force their religious beliefs onto others. It's bad because it's just...well...BAD!
C: Fucksticks on both sides of the political belief system embattle over this with the usual anti-other-guy rhetoric and get their biased, uninformed, politically-spurred fluids all over my nice clean computer screen.
D: Economists and their enemies fight over who is right about some possibility that Hooby Looby (and its partner) were actually dropping cash from the employee 401K plan into the pockets of birth-control suppliers.
Which would make this not only a kickback cashgrab, but the biggest hypocritical douche-circus we've seen since starving the poor school kids because they couldn't pay for their lunch. Which leads to...
E: Why the hell is this shit important that it has to be smeared over every media outlet like a bad turd? Like we can't think for ourselves?
And here I just wanted to play Sheep Flayer The Disemboweler, Sadomasochistic Schoolgirl Tentacle Rampage, and Pot Farm in peace.
The convolutions give me convulsions and my crocheted cocks are characterless.
I will, however, do my best to poke holes in the horseshit "logic":
RELIGION: Freedom of such provided by our loverly First Amendment allows the individual the right to practice a belief. NOT A COMPANY. The point of a company is to make money and is nowhere stated in the FA as protected. Christianity and Methodism don't sell glue, glitter, and scrapbooking materials a business does. You are not a church; keep your Rapintology* in your pants!
POLITICS: This has no place in the creation nor the avoidance of new human life. Perhaps only in the case of conspiracy theories about how population control can happen without all that tedious mucking about with actually enforcing laws. Then it's all right, perfectly respectable, and I enjoy the meaty, smoky taste of "Soylent Green" Brand Frozen Food Pucks.
MEDICAL: There's a need, all right? Not just the sexual needs, not just the antipro- or procreational needs. There are other health benefits to being on a pill or being regrettably forced to use a "morning after" Mom Bomb. I personally am in no place to soapbox this, but those I love and admire are PROTECTED in more than the basic purpose of the drugs. BCPs and IUDs still require a hormonal screening to figure out which is the best kind. No $4 Wal-Mart Baby-Maybe is going to do the trick. This means a need for medical care inclusive of ALL POSSIBLE MEDICAL NEEDS. Not just the ones Hooby Looby (and its partner) are OK with. If you're going to offer medical care to your employees you can let the doctors and pharmaceutical companies handle the pills and devices. Your bullshit is cutting into their business.
PHYSICAL: The man's body can produce millions of cells to fertilize an egg. He can obliterate this population instantly and without care by leaving them to rot in his love towel.
The woman's body cycles single cells on a once-a-monthly basis. She is already aborting potential life as part of the human physical process until it decides for her it wants to stop. The pills only help to make that stick. The argument of fertilized vs. non equalling life is quite invalid as BOTH sexes expel singular cells as waste in the millions PER DAY from their exterior surfaces. Fertilizing an egg cell only to eject it is run-of-the-mill everyday stuff.
The human process cannot be controlled. You think you have a shot at it, but them there cells are still gonna' die, assholes. At best, you can work up some disillusionment you can find ways to slow the process down somehow.
Maybe crafting a bedazzled device of glitter, bevelled framing, and colorful molding compound will stop it...
SEXUAL (As in: Male or Female bias): I am in NO place to speak for the women of my small audience. I love you all dearly, but I also love the fact you have your own voices and can quite easily handle yourselves on the matter.
As one of the men (or one who gives a care more than, "Oh great, I don't need to wear that rubber shit!"), I have this to say pertaining to the previous points:
"In the furthering of the human race, no better weapons to battle the overpopulation of the Earth exist than Human Knowledge and Human Freedom of Choice.
We know enough to create a plethora of devices, medicines, and substitutions for the maintaining of the procreative activity. These are available as part of the WHOLE medical plan we pay into.
We choose to know which is best for our current needs or daily needs or future expectations.
We know to choose that which will ultimately satisfy our needs.
Corporations, Churches, and Politicians have no say on what we should know, what to believe, what we should choose, or whether or not to take pills so we can screw freely when we're not respectively working, praying, or voting. Only if we BELIEVE they do can they dictate any facet of our lifestyles."
In other words; Hooby Looby (and their partner) can go fuck themselves. At this point they're the only ones who will...
*GLOSSARY (in brief):
Rapintology; noun; Forcefully thrusting one's beliefs onto another unwilling party expecting them to accept them as their own. By any means necessary.
ADDENDUM: I wholly agree with this...